How do i trick him in to this?

Ohkay so i lyk relly lyk ths guy but i totes scrwed thngs up w/ him (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApAwVF3aFbW6MOzm5od1LZbsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110623225058AA0g8iG) bt i still relly wnt to be with. the only way to gt him to b wth me tho is by having a bayby wth him so i lyk txted him nd asked if he wuz horny cuz my friend jackie said tht would get him to tlk to me again bt he jst responded wth a flt out no. bt he lyk totes hates my gutts so idk how ill get preggerz wth his bayby. i m relly redy for the comitment nd he may trully relize he luves me. how do i trick him into havin sex wth me or gitting his sperm or sum way of makin me get prego wth himm?